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Apr. 27th, 2030 08:44 pmName: Kelsey
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[The video feed starts out harmlessly enough. It's just John in his room, sitting on his bed. He is looking weirdly gleeful, though.]
Hi guys! So I don't know who knows this but today is Nicolas Cage's birthday! For those of you who don't know who he is, Nic Cage is God's gift to human cinema basically the best thing to happen to my young life.
If you have not seen Con Air or any of his other masterpieces, you are basically required to come to my room right now because I am having--
[And then he swings the camera around to show the main showcase of his fantastic, amazing decorations, a banner simply displaying the following:]
( Brace your eyeballs )
Hi guys! So I don't know who knows this but today is Nicolas Cage's birthday! For those of you who don't know who he is, Nic Cage is God's gift to human cinema basically the best thing to happen to my young life.
If you have not seen Con Air or any of his other masterpieces, you are basically required to come to my room right now because I am having--
[And then he swings the camera around to show the main showcase of his fantastic, amazing decorations, a banner simply displaying the following:]
( Brace your eyeballs )
[John would like to give his presents in person, for once. Having to ship them and stuff is actually kind of lame because you can't see their faces! So he does his best to meet up with people to give them their presents, but if he misses them they'll find them outside their rooms, wrapped in a less than professional manner.
( OOC List of Presents )
( OOC List of Presents )
[John is on your screen, ladies and gentlemen. John does not know this. John is having some pretendy funtimes.
Ala the Star Wars kid.
But with Ghostbusters.
As in he's dressed up like one, jumpsuit and equipment and all, and he's shooting silly string out of his gun thing, as if he's currently catching a rather energetic ghost.
Also, he's yelling out things like this:]
Don't cross the streams!
Why?!
It would be bad!
Hehehehehehehehehehe.
[So, yeah. He's just generally being the nerdiest thing to ever nerd. And then the video shuts off again.]
[[Action also welcome!]]
Ala the Star Wars kid.
But with Ghostbusters.
As in he's dressed up like one, jumpsuit and equipment and all, and he's shooting silly string out of his gun thing, as if he's currently catching a rather energetic ghost.
Also, he's yelling out things like this:]
Don't cross the streams!
Why?!
It would be bad!
Hehehehehehehehehehe.
[So, yeah. He's just generally being the nerdiest thing to ever nerd. And then the video shuts off again.]
[[Action also welcome!]]
[Step one of awesome three way birthday party: round up the guests.
John has no problem finding Dave and Jade, but it is only now that he realizes he isn't sure where Rose's room is. Luckily, something probably hilarious and convenient and also hilariously convenient happens and he manages to find her too, and soon they all return to John's room where they will find the fruits of step, uh, zero. Damnit, he should've planned his step numbering better.
Anyway, the room is decorated in red, green, and pink streamers. There's a bunch of pizza and cookie dough ice cream and soda piled in front of the TV, and on the TV the DVD for The Hobbit idles, ready to play.]
Time for a special triple birthday movie premiere, guys!
John has no problem finding Dave and Jade, but it is only now that he realizes he isn't sure where Rose's room is. Luckily, something probably hilarious and convenient and also hilariously convenient happens and he manages to find her too, and soon they all return to John's room where they will find the fruits of step, uh, zero. Damnit, he should've planned his step numbering better.
Anyway, the room is decorated in red, green, and pink streamers. There's a bunch of pizza and cookie dough ice cream and soda piled in front of the TV, and on the TV the DVD for The Hobbit idles, ready to play.]
Time for a special triple birthday movie premiere, guys!
[John's a bit caught up in his whole Dave debacle, but that doesn't mean he forgot Jade's birthday. He'll just give her a proper party later.
For now, he's leaving her present outside her door. It's in a pretty giftbag with the following note attached:]
hey jade!
happy birthday!
sorry that i'm not here to give you this myself.
i promise we'll hang out soon, sis!
(it's a long story.)
anyway, i just thought i'd give you this present for your
uh
i guess this'll be your fourteenth birthday, right?
you're the most imaginative and courageous girl i know,
and i don't think i'd be who i was if i never made friends with you!
i know we're growing up but don't change too much, okay?
you're awesome!
i love being part of your world!
hehehehe.
john
[In the bag is a red wig and a costume that looks something like this.]
For now, he's leaving her present outside her door. It's in a pretty giftbag with the following note attached:]
hey jade!
happy birthday!
sorry that i'm not here to give you this myself.
i promise we'll hang out soon, sis!
(it's a long story.)
anyway, i just thought i'd give you this present for your
uh
i guess this'll be your fourteenth birthday, right?
you're the most imaginative and courageous girl i know,
and i don't think i'd be who i was if i never made friends with you!
i know we're growing up but don't change too much, okay?
you're awesome!
i love being part of your world!
hehehehe.
john
[In the bag is a red wig and a costume that looks something like this.]
hey everyone.
i hope everybody's okay.
but uh, before we move on and never think or talk about all this again!
i thought i should mention, uh
i died a lot of times during the event
because of reasons.
so maybe there's more to that five deaths rule thing?
i mean, when i die it's different
so maybe that's all it is.
but i thought i should say since i died way more than five times.
i hope everybody's okay.
but uh, before we move on and never think or talk about all this again!
i thought i should mention, uh
i died a lot of times during the event
because of reasons.
so maybe there's more to that five deaths rule thing?
i mean, when i die it's different
so maybe that's all it is.
but i thought i should say since i died way more than five times.
[John didn't necessarily mean to show of his roleplaying ability, but he's apparently going to.
By getting caught on tape while he runs around the halls of the mansion holding his arms out in front of him and going WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH. Kinda like this. I mean this.]
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHOOOOWWWWOOOOOOSSSHHHHHH!
PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
By getting caught on tape while he runs around the halls of the mansion holding his arms out in front of him and going WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH. Kinda like this. I mean this.]
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHOOOOWWWWOOOOOOSSSHHHHHH!
PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[So, somebody realized that there is one other perk to this chaos (other than fucking with his real, as fun as that is and it is amazingly fun). He can go and, you know, thank those reals who weren't totally awful to him when he was a real too for a little bit.
Okay, they tied him up and stuff but, well, he's at least tangentially aware of how terrible a human being he is. So even if he can't manage to be nice to Jade or Dave, he does kind of want to see them again.
And maybe brag about how he's dating M!Dave. You know, if it comes up.
So he's prowling around the real side, giving his real a breather as he searches for those jerkfaces who didn't kill him for being an imposter.]
Okay, they tied him up and stuff but, well, he's at least tangentially aware of how terrible a human being he is. So even if he can't manage to be nice to Jade or Dave, he does kind of want to see them again.
And maybe brag about how he's dating M!Dave. You know, if it comes up.
So he's prowling around the real side, giving his real a breather as he searches for those jerkfaces who didn't kill him for being an imposter.]